that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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