My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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