If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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