she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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