:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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