i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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