party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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