I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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