You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize