I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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