dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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