Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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