I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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