i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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