Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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