So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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