I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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