Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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