So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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