what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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