I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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