If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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