do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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