Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
why is half of my head shaved?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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