So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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