Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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