Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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