3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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