Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
the gays at disneyland are vicious
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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