Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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