we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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