Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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