Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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