i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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