Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He did a backflip because drugs
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