I wanna bring you to show and tell
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Randomize
