he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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