No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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