question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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