its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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