The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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