The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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