The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Randomize
