The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize