Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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