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(313): View more from Michigan

thanks...oh and i got my period

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told you

(313): View more from Michigan

oh hush

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.

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(253): View more from Washington

You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!

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(360): View more from Washington

I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.

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(214): View more from Texas

Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life

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(773): View more from Illinois

Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)

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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me

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(805): View more from California

Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n

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