I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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