WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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