i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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