I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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