yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm like, not good at living.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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