so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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