You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I am naked and annoyed.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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