Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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