Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
